Track website traffic and conversion funnels with sub-second precision while guaranteeing visitors total anonymity with Medama, a privacy-first web analytics platform operating without cookies, IP storage, or consent banners. Site owners embed a sub-kilobyte tracking script into web headers to record page views, session duration, referrers, screen resolutions, browser user agents, and geographic countries anonymously. Built-in caching header mechanisms determine unique daily visitors without generating persistent hashes or storing cross-site identifiers that violate privacy regulations. The web dashboard visualizes hourly traffic trends with interactive area charts and provides multi-dimensional data tables breaking down top-performing pages, search engine referrers, operating systems, and campaign UTM parameters. Developers can instrument custom click events and page attributes using simple HTML data attributes to measure conversions, document downloads, button interactions, and user subscription states. Administrators manage multiple websites from a single interface, configure curated anti-spam blocklists using Firehol and Tor exit node feeds, and monitor server CPU, memory, and disk usage in real time. Full OpenAPI specification endpoints allow teams to export analytics data directly into internal business intelligence pipelines and custom executive dashboards. Running on a dedicated VPS on RepoCloud with guaranteed CPU, RAM, and SSD, full root SSH access, and a browser serial console. Apache-2.0 licensed.