Bots that knock on your server's login ports are always turned away by Knock-Knock, a multi-protocol honeypot that shows every attempt on a live dashboard. Honeypots answer on the standard ports for SSH, Telnet, FTP, RDP, SMB, SIP, HTTP, and SMTP, with MQTT, Node-RED, Modbus, S7, and SNMP as optional extras. Authentication is always rejected, so no bot ever gets a shell. Who is knocking? The live feed shows each attempt's country, username, password, ISP, IP, and protocol. From where? A 3D globe marks the origin in one of six styles, including an extruded country heat map. Trying what? Leaderboards rank countries, usernames, passwords, ISPs, and IP addresses, and a trivia panel explains why bots favor certain credentials. A protocol filter re-slices the feed, globe, and leaderboards together; SIP shows dialed numbers and toll-call destinations, and RDP shows hostnames and accounts. Too fast? Press the space bar to pause, right-click any knock for details, or switch on a virtual Geiger counter that clicks as attacks arrive. Want to fight back? Download hourly 30-day and 365-day blocklists with recipes for CSF, CrowdSec, ipset, nftables, and pfSense, or query the optional API for any IP, CIDR range, or ASN. Several honeypot servers can stream into one aggregated dashboard. Running on a dedicated VPS on RepoCloud with guaranteed CPU, RAM, and SSD, full root SSH access, and a browser serial console. MIT licensed.